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It now seems that my Computing Machine not only seems to have been salvaged, but I think it might actually be running better too! Also, I just played ball with the dogs outside without a jacket. We are SO going to pay for this warm weather before the winter is out. For now, have a splendid weekend everybody!

Cardinals better get mad and get busy hitting because this is just plain awful! Come on Cards !!! You are better than this!

I finally got to close a new done deal that has faced more hurdles than I usually see in a one year's worth of deals. I want to send a big thank you to Joshua, Kaitlynn, and Benny for all of your patience, support, and persistence. It does not go unappreciated, you were worth your weight in star gold!

Never worry about learning it exactly right the first time. Get it in your head first, and fix it later. You will end up knowing more, just as well!

People on earth are here to e😜erience every emotion from true love to suffering diseases and everything in between. This is our test of time and the realm we reside in. We live in moments. Nothing else exists. Therefore, live and love every moment, good or bad. Life if life.

The very next time a hospital bill collector calls me, I am going to say. "Thank you for calling Sick and Poor People, Inc. We are sorry to inform you, but all representatives are busy giving more of their money away. Your call is very important to us. So, please stay on the line and the next available representative will assist you when we are actually healed from our surgery. Or in my case, 5 surgeries last week! Can they NOT wait at least a month before pestering me?! #bills

A little four year old boy got on the city bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed that he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a Catholic priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My daddy does not wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many." The boy said, "My dad has four boys, six girls and twelve grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way." The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of thousands!" and he went back to reading his book... The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Then maybe you should wear your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

There is a huge difference John. Times had changed and the rules are much more complicated to apply and being accepted these days. The illegals make more profit if they don't have to pay taxes to Uncle Sam.

Even at my age I still like to have fun, so who cares what others think because one day I won’t be able to so I live my life to the fullest while I still can! #justsaying

When I was in middle school, back in the 1980s Paleozoic Era, if somebody was truly a dummy and devoid of any intelligence whatsoever, it was common to refer to them as a "Space Case" or "Space Cadet", referring to the empty space between their head. In today's society, there are more "Space Cases" than ever before, there must be something in the drinking water!

As a young boy I was into watching sports, playing sports, video games, super heroes, and whatever was at the moment. As a teenager I still had likes with some of those things but I was about that money and lookin fly. As an adult I realize some of the things I liked as a teenager was less "adult" than what I liked as a child.

I noticed the guy by me pumping diesel with surgical gloves on and never pictured me saying this but ya can't be a true trucker if your scared of getting a little fuel on your hands.

Holy heck I literally just saved myself from choking and dying on a chicken bone from Popeye's on my lunch break that I took alone today for the first time in ages; I slammed my back against a wall a few times and it came out!

You know you're over-tired when you attempt to make a phone call with your calculator, especially when your cellphone was right in front of you!

The whole world repeatedly heard Donald Trump say, "I won't have time for golf." before he was president, but he has literally billed the American tax payers $61,286,260 for his leisure of 44 trips to go play golf in the last 8 months! Yes, everyone, that is millions of dollars, and don't get me started on how Mexico would pay for the wall, and how he says the USA will! @donaldtrump

On one of my stops today, had a framed print of United States constitution and I almost bought it, just so when I get bored (or too many drinks) I could pretend to be the actor Nicholas Cage in National Treasure.

I know this is going to sound strange coming from a trucker who travels thousands of mile a year cross country, but I am literally a wanderLUSTER because I am lusting over everybody's travel plans! Dang man, this world is so beautiful and there's so much to see and how amazing is it that someone invented magical metal cylinders that soar through the air at 25,000 feet so we can literally go anywhere in the world. I don't think I'll be flying over any oceans or anything too crazy this year but I do know that a vacation trip to the hot springs and a camping trip are somewhere in my near future this summer! Yes, truckers need vacations too!!

Every morning I feel super tired and want to just chill and then at the strike of midnight I workout, cook and eat, play with my dogs, etc. My goal is to quit my night trucking job within one year from now and maybe then I'll be able to relax and rest more in the evenings. I desperately want to be a morning person but I swear my brain just won't switch, I have tried for years. I will probably be a Night Owl for life.