i stopped off at The Quick Sack Market this morning get the deer some apples and this guy passes by and says, “You are Ally, right?” I said yes and he asked if I remembered him and I said, no. He said, “ So happy to see you out” and I said, “huh?” He said, “ the slammer.” Again, I said, “huh?” He then said, “Sorry wrong Ally, but you have a twin, I am so serious an identical twin.” So according to some scummy looking guy at the grocery store, I have a twin who has been or is in the slammer and her name is Ally too LMAO!!
The best bit about this for me coming from suburbia is getting the deer some apples