Book Of Likes Faces

i stopped off at The Quick Mart this morning to get some apples and this guy passes by and says, “You are Madona, right?” I said yes and he asked if I remembered him and I said, no. He said, “ So happy to see you out” and I said, “huh?” He said, “ the slammer.” Again, I said, “huh?” He then said, “Sorry wrong Madona, but you have a twin, I am so serious an identical twin.” So according to some scummy looking guy at the store, I have a twin who has been or is in the slammer and her name is Madona too!

i stopped off at The Quick Sack Market this morning get the deer some apples and this guy passes by and says, “You are Ally, right?” I said yes and he asked if I remembered him and I said, no. He said, “ So happy to see you out” and I said, “huh?” He said, “ the slammer.” Again, I said, “huh?” He then said, “Sorry wrong Ally, but you have a twin, I am so serious an identical twin.” So according to some scummy looking guy at the grocery store, I have a twin who has been or is in the slammer and her name is Ally too LMAO!!