Book Of Likes Faces

The very next time a hospital bill collector calls me, I am going to say. "Thank you for calling Sick and Poor People, Inc. We are sorry to inform you, but all representatives are busy giving more of their money away. Your call is very important to us. So, please stay on the line and the next available representative will assist you when we are actually healed from our surgery. Or in my case, 5 surgeries last week! Can they NOT wait at least a month before pestering me?! #bills