Book Of Likes Faces

Omg this just happened to the cashier at Dunkin Donuts while I was waiting for my order: Old Man: Young lady, did you make ALL these donuts yourself? Cashier: Um..yes. I've been here since 4am. Old Man: Wow! Then how come you're not fatter?! If you ate all your product you'd be a fatty donut girl! *he laughs hysterically* Cashier: Face is red as a beet and jaw dropped, does not reply or even smile.