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So I stuck my cat's rear in my neighbor's face today. He most definitely deserved it though lol - he was cussing me out and yelling that my black cat was their cat. Just because their cat went missing and he's a black cat too. My cat is a female black cat and she is mine and he was about to take her away! So, I stuck my cat's rear in his cruel loud yelling face and yelled back, "MY CAT HAS NO BALLS, BUCKO!". He got the message, finally.